“Vunja zote” (break them all) She says in a sarcastic tone when you break something. For those who are new to this parentesse, it actually means “If you break one more piece, you and the broken glass are destined for the same fate.” African parents can be a piece of work. Some wear that attitude
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Disclaimer: In exact words, he said this to me, “please write this story about my ex, but don’t mention my name coz, if she finds out I wrote about her, she could arrange to have me killed or seriously harmed!” I went through a cocktail of emotions when she reached out to me about meeting
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“Damn, I should have ordered this fillet instead!!” She mumbles as she stuffs the 7th, 8th…too many mouthfuls from his plate. “Go ahead, dear,” He says as he clears his throat to mask his discomfort. “These tacos are so pricey, yet so far from delicious.” She whines. He nods his head mechanically, clueless what to
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The rustling at the door suddenly rouses me up from my sleep. I prick my ears listening to the slightest sound. It must be the dead of the night I tell myself since I can’t figure anything in the pitch-black darkness. Moments later, the door flies open. Instinctively, I lie still clenching my fists, with
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