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7 Worrying Signs She’s A Crazy Bitch Who’ll Ruin Your Life

If you have a chat with gentlemen who are looking for a serious relationship, you’ll be shocked about what they will confess. The breed of women they have been meeting lately is absolutely rotten. The word most prefer is a crazy bitch that chews you up spits you out and blames you for being bland and rough on the edges….

You’ve probably heard this like a million times, but I will say it one more time because it is absolutely important. A woman can make or break your life.

If you find the right woman, she can take you to heights you’ve never imagined. On the flip side, dating the wrong woman will send you down a spiral of misery. Leaving you high and dry with NOTHING!

Over the past few months, men have been at my crosshairs. To the women’s delight, they’ve had to bear the blunt truth with articles like this:

Trust me, gentlemen, this was out of love.

I could have easily said that now it’s now the women’s turn to be on the receiving end. However, these dating tips are meant to help gentlemen to weed out these sociopaths when looking for a lifelong partner.

So, What Are The Red Flags That She’s A Crazy Bitch?

Spotting them is difficult because truth be told, men often use the wrong head when making relationship decisions. I am not talking about your heart!

Also Read: She’s Fragile Not like a Flower, But like a bomb! Dating A Psychopath

To save from loads of misery, heartaches and headaches, here are signs you should look out for:

1. She doesn’t like being told what to do unless in bed

Most men don’t realize this until it is probably too late. The only time she pays attention to you is when you are asking her, ‘who’s your daddy.’

She has selective amnesia, remembers a conversation differently or even stands you up. She even dictates what you should wear and buddies you should hang out with.

What she’s doing is trying to see what she can get away with. You should try saying NO! If she laughs it out, you should keep her. However, if she bursts into a violent rage, or gives you the silent treatment, that’s not a good sign.

2. She’s rude to the other people but nice to you until…

She treats other people like trash especially those she believes are beneath her. Pay attention to how she treats the taxi driver, the waiting staff and everyone else.

Moreover, check how she relates to her parents and siblings. You can take this to the bank. If she can dare talk back rudely to her parents, your turn will come sooner than later bro.

If she treats other people badly, she’s not strong or tough, it’s just that being a cold bitch is her default setting.

3. She thinks your farts smell like strawberries

It’s great when a woman falls in love with you. However, if she lovebombs you too early to a level of suffocation, that’s a dangerous trend. The higher she lifts you, the harder she will drop you after her obsession is gone.

This kind of a relationship typically has three stages:

Idealisation that feels like heaven because she worships you
Devaluation: this feels like hell; she abuses, exploits and makes you feel inadequate
and then discard – do I need to spell this one out for you?

4. She embarrasses you in public

This reminds me of a party I had attended a couple of years ago. There was this couple. The lady wanted them to leave early while the guy was feeling like the party had just started.

Rumor has it that the guy had tried to convince his lady they hang around a little longer. When the lady declined, he offered to get her a cab to drive her home.

He must have struck a nerve because the lady blurted out loudly. “You think I don’t know you are trying to get rid of me so that you can chase after these college girls!” She then splashed the drink she was holding on his face….

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5. She’s a Professional Victim

If on your first date a girl gives you an account of how she’s been through it all with men, that’s a disturbing sign. From how she’s dated abusive drug dealers and players, to narrating a horrific sexual assault story.

Why? Because a normal person would take such a story to their grave or only talk about it after she’s established months or years of trust with you. More so, the juicier the story, the more likely it is not real.

What she’s doing is that she’s testing whether you are the kind of guy that will dive to save her from her misery. She’s looking for, kind, decent, accommodating, non-judgmental guy just like you to tear apart.

Now you know how nice guys end up with cold, conniving and hell-bent women.

5. She wants a million things, and she wants you to pay for them

Does she tag her friends along during your first date, and then orders things she can’t pronounce off the menu? Is she’s crazy about reality shows and simply wants to lead such kind of life?

Moreover, if she says that she expects her man to take care of her everything, you are about to set yourself up with an entitled princess. Don’t bother ordering a second drink, pay your bill and leave.

6. Her Lifestyle doesn’t add up

She’s an intern but lives in a posh neighborhood. She goes on holiday every other weekend and 5-star hotels are where she hangs. She always talks about her awesome exes, including celebrities and footballers.

It is obvious that neither her parents nor her meager internship income supports her lifestyle.

You do not have to hold a degree in statistics to figure out that this math doesn’t add up. Be ready to share her with mostly richer older guys. You are just an emotional sponge and a trophy to cover up her tracks.

7. She’s Slippery

Of all dating tips you’ve come across, this is the most critical one. If you can’t see through her, then don’t date her. Watch out for the following signs:

She’s never satisfied
Has tendencies to make a mountain out of a molehill
Expects you to have super human abilities
Takes every change to exploit you especially moneywise
Sex is her ultimate bargaining chip
Tells says, ‘you don’t want to mess with me, am a crazy bitch!’

These aren’t just dating tips for men they are survival tactics in this vicious world. Don’t try to change her. She will drag you into her cesspit of madness. Your best bet is to walk away.