There are bad days and then there are legendary bad days. An agonized and battered husband discovered this when he caught his cheating wife right in the act. Women cheat more than men do; it is just that they are smarter cheaters. This was the hot debate that brought the entire gym full of busybodies to a stop one of these fine evenings.<\/p>\n
One of the\u00a0guys said, \u2018Women are very meticulous and calculating. Just like a cat, you will never suspect them let alone catch them <\/em>in the act<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n However, no matter how calculating one can be, sometimes karma decides to give you what you deserve. The million dollar question is, what would you do if you caught your partner red-handed cheating on you?<\/p>\n Related:\u00a0Why We Make Foolish Decisions When In Love<\/a><\/p>\n Also Read:\u00a0She\u2019s Fragile Not like a Flower, But like a bomb! Dating A Psychopath<\/a><\/p>\n As you ponder upon that question, here\u2019s how I found myself listening to one of the most unbelievable yet true story ever<\/strong>.<\/p>\n So, just the other week I went to the gym, after a year or so of not working out. Soon enough, I discovered that I had grown pretty rusty because I could barely jog; let alone lift a few pounds of weights.<\/p>\n Fortunately, it was during the happy hour, which means the crude \u2018weights\u2019 section of the gym was packed with heavyweight pumping testosterone high junkies. <\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n Yap, that\u2019s where I hang; and of course, men\u2019s talk was floating around. I got to catch up with some old buddies; comments about how I had added weight and grown soft<\/a> kept trickling in by the minute.<\/p>\n Recommended:\u00a0How To Stop Being a Couch Potato<\/a><\/p>\n The hot topic was, \u2018women are now outdoing men at cheating<\/em><\/strong>\u2019. One guy argued that the reason why they don’t get caught is because that they go about it in a smarter and more subtle way than men do?<\/p>\n On the other hand, men are reckless and barely know how to clean up their act. This is why you always hear stories of the cheating husband.<\/p>\n Before we get into the what and the what-not\u2019s of the cheating wife, there are two types of cheating: Emotional cheating and physical cheating.<\/p>\n As the guys continued preaching the gospel according to themselves like they are relationship experts, a guy starts\u00a0narrating a story.\u00a0So this guy, (let\u2019s call him John) told us about the woes a friend of a friend (let\u2019s call him Dick) is going through.<\/p>\n On second thought, let\u2019s scrap those names. Let me give these characters more dignified names because contents of this story (Johns & Dicks getting into the wrong\u2026) may get mixed up with the characters names.<\/p>\n He started by saying,<\/p>\n \u2018I shouldn\u2019t be telling you this story in the first place but now since you guys have started this topic, F*** it.\u2019<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n I was like, that\u2019s the spirit bro.<\/p>\n He paused for a moment; I guess he was trying to set his thoughts straight. I had a feeling that he was about to unleash a dirty and an ugly story<\/em>.<\/p>\n \u2026And ugly and dirty the story was!<\/p>\n I understand that the girlfriend caught cheating topic is quite a delicate one and that may evoke extreme negative emotions especially for the victims of such circumstances. However, running away from reality won\u2019t help. So let me help you take the bull by its horns or even better by its balls for vengeance sake<\/em> (pun intended!).<\/p>\n So the guy (I haven\u2019t decided yet on his Pseudo name) went on\u2026<\/p>\n Picture this; you get home earlier than usual. You find the door unlocked so you don\u2019t bother to knock, you just let yourself in.<\/p>\n I admit this guy was a darn good storyteller; see how he got everyone on the other guy\u2019s shoes in seconds.<\/p>\n He went on,<\/p>\n \u201cTo your surprise, you are greeted by your woman\u2019s top on the floor by the door, and her skirt a few meters away. You spot her bra by the staircase and a sexy thong you\u2019ve never seen before on the stairs<\/em>.\u201d<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n The first thing that comes to mind is \u201cooh! She\u2019s decided to give me a naughty and a kinky surprise<\/em>\u201d. This \u2018surprise\u2019 must have excited you because there you go hurrying up the stairs like a starved savage almost missing a step\u2026<\/p>\n The narrator\u2019s words were rudely interrupted by his phone ringing. By this time, everyone in the gym has stopped working out and had their ears trained on the man of the hour.<\/p>\n So we practically eavesdropped on his conversation. He picked the call and said, \u2018hey bae<\/em>\u2019.<\/p>\n I guess he was talking with his wife or girlfriend.<\/p>\n The next word I heard was, \u2018right now? …am at the gym<\/em>!\u2019<\/p>\n Ohh boy! That did sound like this the guy was about to leave when he had just given us the teaser of the story.<\/p>\n So as he ended the call he said, \u2018I will be there in 30 minutes<\/em>.\u2019<\/p>\n To everyone’s relief, he hanged up, he asked, \u2018where was I with the story<\/em>?\u2019<\/p>\n Like a choir, we responded in low eager voices, \u2018Where the guy was running up the stairs like a hungry savage.<\/em>\u2019<\/p>\n At this point, I felt as if I could grab some popcorn because the tension in the room at that moment could be cut with a knife.<\/p>\n \u2026so before you are done with the last step, unsightly distant sounds stop you on your heels. As you now walk slowly towards your bedroom, you can hear a familiar female voice literally, \u2018speaking in tongues<\/em><\/span>\u2019.<\/p>\n This gibberish sounds like\u2026\u2018Make me your b%#ch<\/em>\u2019\u2026 your c*ck is driving me crazy<\/em>\u2026 you taste amazing<\/em>\u2026f**k me like a slut<\/em>\u2026I love the way you fill me up<\/em>\u2026<\/p>\n Your ears start ringing because that sounds like a hardcore porn film, but somehow has the voice of your girlfriend in it.<\/p>\n These sounds are punctuated by loud mourns of pleasure, loud smacks, followed by shrilling screams and low grunts from a man asking the most stupendous question; \u2018who\u2019s your daddy<\/em><\/strong>?!\u2019<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n Anyone can guess what the answer was!<\/p>\n The man was numb in shock because the woman he knows never runs her mouth during sex. In fact, when they turn off the lights, get under the sheets and the d**k pops out; she typically gets dumbstruck.<\/p>\n Certainly, it is not out of awe because she can barely see a thing in the dark. So this guy couldn\u2019t get what must have bedeviled his cat-like woman to turn into this savage tigress.<\/p>\n Some idiot blurted out, \u201ca good d**k of course<\/em>\u201d. Everyone laughed his heart out!<\/p>\n So the guy barged into the room like an angry tiger. It looked like a war zone; it was dark, drinks spilled all over and clothes littered everywhere. There was also a stench of alcohol and marijuana smoke, mixed up with uninviting odors of bodily excretions, from the two ‘creatures’ writhing on the floor in a sexual crescendo.<\/p>\nI hit The Gym<\/strong><\/h2>\n
The Hot Debate<\/h2>\n
The Story<\/h2>\n
Disclaimer!<\/h2>\n
The Cheating Wife<\/h2>\n