{"id":2671,"date":"2018-02-19T12:04:35","date_gmt":"2018-02-19T12:04:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thelocco.com\/magazine\/?p=2671"},"modified":"2018-03-08T10:24:10","modified_gmt":"2018-03-08T10:24:10","slug":"signs-you-are-boy-not-a-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thelocco.com\/magazine\/signs-you-are-boy-not-a-man\/","title":{"rendered":"21 Signs You Are Still A Boy, Not A Man!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Call it the 21 gun salute because in this article shots will be fired. I might as well hurt some feelings and break a few hearts. The ladies reading this will be like \u2018AMEN!<\/strong>\u2019 after every shot fired at a weak, wounded man.<\/p>\n

Related:\u00a029 Disturbing Signs you have Quarter Life Crisis<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

However, I will not leave you dead for the dogs. Once you go through this baptism of fire, you will be forced to learn how to be a man of integrity. Those who are chickening out already can go ahead and read this article, \u2018Help! I am a Pussy!<\/span>\u2019<\/p>\n

You must be an idiot if you tried to click on that fake link!<\/p>\n

Didn\u2019t I warn you shots will be fired?<\/p>\n

Anyway, now on a serious note\u2026<\/p>\n

The 21st Century Boy child has lost it. There only handful alpha males left, the rest are boys sleepwalking through life. They are wasting their time, energy, talents, potential and everything with their half-assed approach to life.<\/p>\n

So many men oops I mean boys, waste opportunities during the prime of their life with lackluster effort. Have you forgotten that you only have one life to live? You have only one chance, to live life right.<\/p>\n

Everybody has got the thirst for success until it comes to doing what successful men do. Read this:\u00a0Become a Social god: The Ultimate Alpha Male Guide<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Related:\u00a0Men May Soon Prefer Realistic Sex Dolls Over Real Women<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Here are the telltale signs you are still a boy:<\/h2>\n

1.<\/strong> When she tells you that she\u2019s pregnant, you run amok! Threaten suicide among other stupendous things.<\/p>\n

2.<\/strong> You have not been able to find a job for the past two years. Your excuse is that there are no jobs; however, the truth is that you are just a lazy sluggard. Work at the quarry, drive that truck, deliver that pizza, and drive that cab until you land that job you want.<\/p>\n

3.<\/strong> You hold \u2018the gossip\u2019 championship title\u2026even the best of women can\u2019t keep up with your talent. <\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

4.<\/strong> What are you good at apart from #3? Uhmmmm\u2026umhhhh\u2026(\u2026still loading 12 hours later\u2026) I thought so too!<\/p>\n

5.<\/strong> My mom bought me the car; my dad pays my rent; and guess what, my parents sponsored my trip to Paris\u2026when will you ever buy yourself anything?<\/p>\n

6.<\/strong> How long do you last in bed, 2 minutes, 3 tops? And am not talking about sleep! If you are guilty of this, Read this:\u00a0Are Our Men Getting Sexually Weaker? \u2013 Erectile Dysfunction<\/a><\/p>\n

7.<\/strong> You are loud, rude, arrogant and simply a bully. You probably think this makes you the ultimate alpha male<\/a>. Unfortunately, this only depicts your ignorance and deep-seated insecurities that you need to address ASAP.<\/p>\n

8.<\/strong> You take yourself too seriously \u2013 you cannot take a joke.<\/p>\n

9.<\/strong> When you\u00a0tell someone \u2018trust me\u2019, it becomes the joke of the year because your reputation went to the dogs a century ago.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

10.<\/strong> Everyone is tired of you being the funny drunk guy.<\/p>\n

11.<\/strong> You are a deadbeat dad; kids don\u2019t grow, they are nurtured!<\/p>\n

12.<\/strong> You are such a \u2018kiss ass<\/strong>\u2019; you suck up to overbearing authority and always try to please everyone around you.<\/p>\n

13.<\/strong> You are clueless about how to be a man in a relationship. You think the way get to a woman\u2019s heart is by smothering and nagging her to death! See\u00a0Why We Make Foolish Decisions When In Love.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

14.<\/strong> When was last time you took a break from watching porn and playing video games to read a book?<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

15.<\/strong> Shedding tears during times of extreme emotions (joy & sadness) is allowed. However, if you cry about anything and everything, you are a letdown to the entire\u2026I don\u2019t have to spell it out for you.<\/p>\n

16.<\/strong> Aren\u2019t you too old to keep blaming your parents and everyone else for all your problems?<\/p>\n

17.<\/strong> Your mission to get into every girl\u2019s pants has left you broke, insecure and frustrated.<\/p>\n

18.<\/strong> You think entrepreneurship never works since you have tried investing in every business venture out there! Read\u00a0How To Change Your Mind To Achieve Time and Financial Freedom.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

19.<\/strong> You peg your fortunes on luck, gambling and other quick fixes. This is why you are going to keep being broke for a long, long time bro, if not forever.<\/p>\n

20.<\/strong>\u00a0You are allergic to responsibility.\u00a0<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

21.<\/strong> You think loud farts are funny, real men think\u00a0so too. Everyone is forgiven for that.<\/p>\n

How to be a man 101<\/h2>\n

If you find yourself in any of the above-mentioned categories, do not beat yourself up. No man is perfect. It is just that you have allowed the boy inside you to thrive, while you have kept the man inside you on the bench.<\/p>\n

Do you want to command respect without lifting a finger? Have the ladies on your heels like you are a hot cake? Run, a successful empire? Get that coveted job? Live a more fulfilling life free of fears and anxiety and simply become an alpha male? Then you need to take a peek at this:\u00a0Become a Social god: The Ultimate Alpha Male Guide.<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Call it the 21 gun salute because in this article shots will be fired. I might as well hurt some feelings and break a few hearts. The ladies reading this will be like \u2018AMEN!\u2019 after every shot fired at a weak, wounded man. Related:\u00a029 Disturbing Signs you have Quarter Life Crisis However, I will not<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2674,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[69,2,3],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n21 Signs You Are Still A Boy, Not A Man! - theLocco Magazine<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Call it the 21 gun salute because in this article shots will be fired, hurt some feelings and break a few hearts. 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